DNAfriend.com is a new Onion-ish satire of DNA testing companies. Absolutely worth checking!

I found out I’m not related to anyone!

Looks like I’ve got a race between Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s coming up. How exciting!

2015 – The company celebrates its one millionth Alzheimer’s gene!

In order to keep your genetic information private, your name is always lightly scrambled before your genetic profile is disseminated—for example, “Matthew Benedict” would be rearranged to “Mtathew Beneditc” before that customer’s information ever left our lab, preserving your anonymity.